This poem was inspired
                           by a co-worker who said to me once " Oh, 
                           you're a Bible thumper "
                           
                           THE FACTS
                           
                           There's a bunch of Bible thumpers
                           Oh, beware the end is near!
                           They've said that for centuries
                           It's all just misplaced fear
                           
                           We'll all be dead and gone
                           before their "Christ" returns
                           they're all just goodie two shoes
                           they make my stomach churn
                           
                           They say why don't you try it?
                           just read the book of Acts
                           I know you will believe us
                           once you have all the facts
                           
                           I found they were not lying
                           It's His grace we truly need
                           Keep the dust off of your Bible
                           and thump it while you read
                           
                           John Gorby